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Jumbo Working Bench

Jumbo working bench provides children to practice knocking screwing, connecting- counting and timing, It's multiple functions activate kids' hands and brains and good for their growth.
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Chris, Jon and I spotted this enthusiastic recommendation on the packaging of a toy while waiting to catch the hovercraft in Calais. General mirth ensued, but in fact we ought to be grateful - so long as people come up with this sort of thing, we should be in with a chance of employment. The accident of birth that makes us native English speakers and able to cash in on our mother tongue should not, mind you, make us forget how poorly we would do if required to label boxes in a foreign tongue.